Tuesday, November 4, 2008

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Thursday, September 4, 2008

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She's Anti-Abortion and Supports Banning Books.
Her Teenage Daughter is Pregnant Out of Wedlock.
She looks like she could be kind of a bitch too.
Was the Republican Party smoking crack
when they picked her for Vice President???
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

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Michael Phelps swam into history as the winningest
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

35 Reasons To Impeach Bush


On June 9, 2008 - Ohio Congressman Dennis Kucinich introduced 35 Articles of Impeachment against President George W. Bush in a dramatic presentation on the floor of the House of Representatives that lasted nearly five hours.
As of 9 am the following morning - CNN has not yet reported on this event.

Article I
Creating a Secret Propaganda Campaign to Manufacture a False Case for War Against Iraq.

Article II
Falsely, Systematically, and with Criminal Intent Conflating the Attacks of September 11, 2001, With Misrepresentation of Iraq as a Security Threat as Part of Fraudulent Justification for a War of Aggression.

Article III
Misleading the American People and Members of Congress to Believe Iraq Possessed Weapons of Mass Destruction, to Manufacture a False Case for War.

Article IV
Misleading the American People and Members of Congress to Believe Iraq Posed an Imminent Threat to the United States.

Article V
Illegally Misspending Funds to Secretly Begin a War of Aggression.

Article VI
Invading Iraq in Violation of the Requirements of HJRes114.

Article VII
Invading Iraq Absent a Declaration of War.

Article VIII
Invading Iraq, A Sovereign Nation, in Violation of the UN Charter.

Article IX
Failing to Provide Troops With Body Armor and Vehicle Armor

Article X
Falsifying Accounts of US Troop Deaths and Injuries for Political Purposes

Article XI
Establishment of Permanent U.S. Military Bases in Iraq

Article XII
Initiating a War Against Iraq for Control of That Nation's Natural Resources

Article XIIII
Creating a Secret Task Force to Develop Energy and Military Policies With Respect to Iraq and Other Countries

Article XIV
Misprision of a Felony, Misuse and Exposure of Classified Information And Obstruction of Justice in the Matter of Valerie Plame Wilson, Clandestine Agent of the Central Intelligence Agency

Article XV
Providing Immunity from Prosecution for Criminal Contractors in Iraq

Article XVI
Reckless Misspending and Waste of U.S. Tax Dollars in Connection With Iraq and US Contractors

Article XVII
Illegal Detention: Detaining Indefinitely And Without Charge Persons Both U.S. Citizens and Foreign Captives

Article XVIII
Torture: Secretly Authorizing, and Encouraging the Use of Torture Against Captives in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Other Places, as a Matter of Official Policy

Article XIX
Rendition: Kidnapping People and Taking Them Against Their Will to "Black Sites" Located in Other Nations, Including Nations Known to Practice Torture

Article XX
Imprisoning Children

Article XXI
Misleading Congress and the American People About Threats from Iran, and Supporting Terrorist Organizations Within Iran, With the Goal of Overthrowing the Iranian Government

Article XXII
Creating Secret Laws

Article XXIII
Violation of the Posse Comitatus Act

Article XXIV
Spying on American Citizens, Without a Court-Ordered Warrant, in Violation of the Law and the Fourth Amendment

Article XXV
Directing Telecommunications Companies to Create an Illegal and Unconstitutional Database of the Private Telephone Numbers and Emails of American Citizens

Article XXVI
Announcing the Intent to Violate Laws with Signing Statements

Article XXVII
Failing to Comply with Congressional Subpoenas and Instructing Former Employees Not to Comply

Article XXVIII
Tampering with Free and Fair Elections, Corruption of the Administration of Justice

Article XXIX
Conspiracy to Violate the Voting Rights Act of 1965

Article XXX
Misleading Congress and the American People in an Attempt to Destroy Medicare

Article XXXI
Katrina: Failure to Plan for the Predicted Disaster of Hurricane Katrina, Failure to Respond to a Civil Emergency

Article XXXII
Misleading Congress and the American People, Systematically Undermining Efforts to Address Global Climate Change

Article XXXIII
Repeatedly Ignored and Failed to Respond to High Level Intelligence Warnings of Planned Terrorist Attacks in the US, Prior to 911.

Article XXXIV
Obstruction of the Investigation into the Attacks of September 11, 2001

Article XXXV
Endangering the Health of 911 First Responders

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Randi Rhodes Suspended for Calling Hillary Clinton a "Big Fucking Whore"...Shirts and More Now Available!!!

Air America's Randi Rhodes was 'Suspended'
for calling Hillary Clinton a "Big Fucking Whore"
(but she wasn't on the air...she was at an public event!)

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Of course this means she'll be fired within a week.

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Fuck you in your Politically Correct, Free-Speech Killing Asses.

See. It happened to Imus, now it'll happen to her.

Good Luck Randi!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

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Thursday, February 7, 2008

Mitt Romney Drops Out - Get Your 'ROMNEY SUCKS' shirts now!

Mitt Romney drops out of Presidental Race.
Romney Sucks.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Giants vs. Patriots in the Super Bowl!

The Big Game is On!

Patriots vs. Giants

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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Dennis Kucinich Left Out of Nevada Debate - MSNBC SUCKS!!!

Just announced on Countdown with Keith Olbermann:

The stupid judge in Nevada let MSNBC

kick Dennis Kucinich out of the Nevada Democratic Debate.

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Iron My Shirt, Bitch.

Iron My Shirt, Bitch!
It's the first Catch Phrase of 2008 (even though it goes back a few years). Members of the Toucher & Rich Show at WBCN in Boston (and good friends of Opie & Anthony from XM) were at a Hillary Clinton rally during the New Hampshire Primary and shouted "Iron My Shirt" repeatedly. Hilarious!!!!!
This was actually from another stunt a few years ago at a feminist rally (also from Toucher & Rich of WBCN). A picture was circulated on the internet of a guy at the back the rally with a sign that read "Iron My Shirt, Bitch!"
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